Saturday, June 20, 2009

We'll stick to the frites and waffles...


Seven Belgian beers. Seven cool labels. One that was actually worth a shit.

Sad.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Metal Health Will Drive You Mad!!

Ok, we downloaded this movie and unfortunately it crapped out after about 40 minutes, but in those 40 minutes it was shaping up to already become one of my favorites. So I guess I'm going out on a limb by seeing less than half of it, but I will anyway.

Go see Anvil – The Story of Anvil. It is very Spinal Tap-esque, but in my opinion turned up to 12. Check it out.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Mind the Gap – Bangers & Mash - Sunshine



Time frame reference - Early May. Ya, we know...

All three things that are easily related to London. Well maybe not all of them, but I guess we lucked out. We really only had one day of grey, drizzly weather, but even that wasn't so bad. After the 13 hour red-eye from Hong Kong we were lucky enough to have the opportunity to really get to know London's Heathrow Airport. For what was probably the third time in the past month, I had managed to leave a painting we bought in Vietnam on our transport. I think I've now covered plane, train and automobile. Of course the realization came as soon as we cleared customs and were all the way through security. What this meant is that we had a cool three hours to hang out in one of the coffee shops, pray that the kind cleaning crew from Cathay Pacific actually found and turned in our painting and that the airline was able to get it into the hands of their friendly ticketing agents. Fortunately for us all of that happened. I am no longer responsible for the well-being of the painting...

I have to say, London has enchanted us. Courtney has been here before, back in 2001 with Bolton, but this is my first time. I don't know if it's the just the magic of my first European city or if it really is this charming, but every street we walked down has been so full of character. We got in early Friday morning and basically walked all over the city until we left early Thursday morning. We took the tube and buses all over town which were very easy to use, especially when you get one of their pre-paid Oyster cards that grant you cheaper tickets plus the ability to just zoom through the gates with the simple tap of your wallet instead of stopping to actually buy a ticket.

We hit damn near all of the big touristy things to see and do. Day one got us to Buckingham Palace, Big Ben, Parliament, Trafalgar Square, the National Portrait Gallery, the London Eye, Westminster Abbey, St. James's Park and of course some room temperature, British cask ales to finish off the day. Just walking around, seeing all of these incredibly beautiful sites that you have read about in books your entire life is a bit enchanting. I was loving it.



The next day took us on a wonderful, early morning (damn you jet lag) wander through Soho and the unfortunate realization that getting to see a Premier League soccer game was not going to happen. With tickets totally sold out online, our only options were Craigslist, ticket sites or other “discount” ticket shops. Too bad all of these sellers were calling for at least 100 pounds a person. As much as I was looking forward to a game, been dreaming of going, been praying to find cheap tickets... $300 for a game is just too much, especially when we're attempting to manage a budget. We were both disappointed (yes, Courtney was excited for the game too) but we found a more reasonable second place and went to the West End production of Wicked. We got tickets for the Saturday matinĂ©e show and it really was fantastic.

Post show was a trip over to Harrod's, the insanely huge department store with a parking lot that looked like the most luxurious auto dealer I'd ever seen. Meibachs, Porches, Ferraris – oh my! Just from the cars we've seen in this town, no matter where we've been, you can see that there is lots of money here. The trip through Harrod's didn't even get past the first floor, but hey, that's where the food court was. Now describing it simply as a food court is such an injustice. Sushi to baked goods, caviar to a Willy Wonka-esque candy room, fine wines, coffees and teas to fancy meats and cheeses, and for good (or bad, depending on how you look at it) measure, a Krispy Kream. It was an interesting contrast in that next to the hot food counter which was very good looking and quite reasonably priced were the baluga caviars going for 1,000 pounds an ounce. I don't think Courtney's mouth closed once as we slowly rolled by all of the luxurious displays full of goodies. I'm pretty sure she would have been okay with sacrificing a month of traveling for the opportunity to completely blow up the “food court”. Next time Honey, next time.



Sunday brought us back down to the River Thames for a visit to the Tower of London, a little culture at the Tate Modern Museum (nutso modern “art”, in my opinion), the Tower Bridge and many a pint at a local pub while watching the Chelsea – Arsenal game.



Greenwich was next on the agenda which offered a nice wander through Greenwich Park, but not a whole lot more. A trip up to Notting Hill the next day brought us some very respectable Mexican food but no Hugh Grant or Julia Roberts sightings. Oh well. Both areas were very charming and fun to walk through with lots of cute shops and such. Not a whole lot happened in either spot though. On Tuesday night though, we were able to see a play at Shakespeare's Globe Theater, down on the the River. We saw Frontline, a very racy play about intersecting lifestyles on the streets of London. Pretty entertaining but above all, the venue was amazing. Three levels of open air, in-the-round seating, all built in a very classic style. To see an actual Shakespeare play there (Romeo & Juliet is usually playing) would be fantastic.

Our last day in town actually kept us closest to home. We walked around Camden, the area where our hostel was. (Palmer's Lodge – very nice place if you're in town.) Again, another neighborhood that was full of charm and very pleasant to just wander around, grab a bite and get a view of the city from one of its highest peaks, Hampstead Heath.

I have to say, I hope the magic of this place isn't limited to London. I'm so excited to get out and see more of Europe. I know there are going to be so many more amazing places. And it's nice to feel excited and re-energized about being back on the road. Taking nothing away from South East Asia, we were both glad to get out of there, but we'll definitely go back. But for now, it's off to Holland to find the used VW campervan of our dreams that we'll call home for the next who-knows-how-long. See you out on the road. We'll be that broken down looking van going 35 in the right hand lane of the autobahn. Try not to cream us as you hit the on-ramp at 120 miles per hour.

Friday, May 8, 2009

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

On the road again...


Well, not that we were really off it, but we haven't been moving for the past week and a half. Holed up here at Murphy's place in Guangzhou, China - relaxing, enjoying friends, a little home cooking and a little bit of sanity back to our crazy adventure.

So off we go again. I know I'm out of order since this is coming right after our Malaysia posts and we've actually been to Vietnam, Cambodia and Vietnam again since then, but oh well. We're off to Hong Kong in the morning where we'll wander around for a day and a half and then take the redeye to London on Friday morning.

Europe here we come!! We have grand plans of finding an old VW campervan to call home for the next few months. We'll see what happens when we get there and let everyone know... in our two-months-behind style as usual. Let's see what the next six months has in store for us!

Monday, May 4, 2009

Doooooong... Where is my auto-mobeeeel?!?!

So, any bets on how many Dong jokes Jer will make while we're in Vietnam?

(The Dong is the official currency here. At 17,000 Dong to one USD, our bank account looks sweet when we hit the ATM.)

Friday, May 1, 2009

Jer's Lights from Kuala Lumpur

KL was a pretty cool city when it comes to big cities. Probably the best one we've been to so far on the trip – minus Sydney, which is the one other big city that we feel we didn't get enough time in. While the majority of the population is Muslim, it's a big, western, go-shopping type city. Here are some of the things we found during our five or so days that we stayed.

- Malls malls and more malls. You honestly couldn't walk a block down any road without running into a mall. Some were very fancy with Gucci and Prada stores, some were dirt malls. While the extreme consumerism was a bit disturbing, it did offer some welcome conveniences. Movie theaters, Chilis, donut shops and coffee shops. Welcome to Anytown, USA.

- I got my first proposition. “Hey Mister. You want nice Malay girl? Nice Asian girl?” Being that we were apparently staying in Tranny Town, I thought I'd play it safe and politely decline.

- Malaysian people are awesome. I can't even remember how many times I was just standing around, wherever, doing whatever, and people would come up to me and want to, I guess, practice their English or maybe just be friendly to the obvious foreigner. They would ask where I was from, general questions about the USA (lots of questions about how expensive things were there), if I was married, how old I was and other small talk type subjects. Everyone was very nice and it was always an enjoyable experience to chat with them.

- There also is some unknown oddity about whitey-type foreigners that we couldn't figure out. One afternoon when we were outside the Petronas Towers snapping a few dozen pictures, a few guys from India came up to us and motioned with their cameras. Sure, we'll take your photo with the towers in the background. Um, no. Actually the request was to have the picture taken with me. Courtney ended up in the shot too, but we came to the conclusion that she was kind of unwanted. Each guy had to have their photo taken separately with me. Interesting.

- The first time we get on the monorail, of course some a-hole tries to pickpocket me. We sat down on the bench and he sat down next to me, on my right. His computer bag was on his lap and falling over onto my leg. Our digital camera was in my right cargo pocket and the string handle was hanging out, which was obviously a bad idea. He went right to work with his hand under the computer bag, working to undo the buttons on my pocket. Fortunately I felt something going on and pushed his bag over onto his lap and gave him a serious “What the f are you doing?” look. He gave what appeared to be a profuse apology in Malaysian, hand gestures and bowing included, then got the hell off of the train. Later, dick.

- It only took us about five months, but one thing is sure. In this part of the world, and by that I'll expand to all of South Pacific and South East Asia, lemon means lime. No matter where we go or how we ask for it, it always comes out green. And tasting like lime.

- The Batu Caves were pretty amazing. It's a group of Hindu temples, the largest of which is up 272 steps and set in a huge cave. You're huffin' and puffin' by the time you get to the top. The local girls soccer team that was “doing stairs” here was really putting us to shame.


- Fish spa. Commonly found in anywhere from the local market to an upscale spa, it's literally a small pool filled with fish of consistent size; small ones being for the beginners, larger fish for the pros. Their “job” is to suck at your feet, ankles, and toes, removing the dead skin and leaving your feet all soft and pampered Well the guy running the show failed to mention that the varying fish sizes mattered and oh man, you shoulda seen Courtney tweaking out as those big guys sucked away! It tickles like crazy and is at the same time incredibly creepy feeling. She couldn't stop squealing and giggling like a schoolgirl. We quickly moved to the small fish tub, where Courtney enjoyed herself but I could only handle my heels in the water most of the time. That's one weird experience under the belt. Not for me.




All in all, KL is a pretty damn cool city. Do stop by if you're in the neighborhood.